It Has Come To My Attention That Lindsay Lohan Introduced Tiffany Trump To Her Fiancé At Lohan Beach House
It is the dawn of a new day: Tiffany Trump, long the disliked and forgotten First Daughter, is now the disliked and forgotten former First Daughter. On her way out, Tiffany announced she and boyfriend Michael Boulos were engaged. This news is interesting to absolutely no one, least of all her own family. BUT, it comes with one important detail: Lindsay Lohan reportedly introduced the two of them at her Mykonos beach club. The worlds! They collide!
For those of you who are unfamiliar, Lindsay Lohan is a former child and teen star whose career in adulthood never quite made it. Now she lives in Dubai, where she spends her days playing with Instagram filters. Briefly, Lohan owned a beach club in Mykonos called Lohan Beach House, and for some reason MTV saw fit to turn that brief ownership into a reality TV series.
Unfortunately, Lohan Beach Club, which ran for only two months in 2019, was literally the most boring TV show ever created. Though the show was ostensibly intended to showcase Lohan’s pivot to hospitality management, she only showed up intermittently, usually to say something sternly to an employee and disappear. None of the alleged staff had any discernible personality or skill. The entire show was a forgettable, pointless mess, and Lohan ended up selling the club that summer anyway.
And yet, there is this one incredible piece of Lohan Beach House trivia, brought to you by a Refinery29 blog from 2019:
Reports are that Tiffany met her new boyfriend, Michael Boulos while partying at the Lohan Beach House in Mykonos, last summer. People reports that Boulos (an international man of mystery who works in "Project Management Finance and Risk" according to his private Instagram) and Trump have been seeing each other since shortly after her father's inauguration.
Apparently, Lohan and Tiffany are pals, which makes sense, because they were both ignored children. Lohan does not actually remember introducing the two:
For her part, Lindsay has downplayed her role in setting up the relationship saying, “I know him … and I know her … but I don’t know what happened."
Love happened!!!!!! Haha JK I don’t care. Best of luck to all parties. Please do not attempt to watch Lohan Beach Club.
Catching up on the news
Slow news week, TBH**. There were highlights in fashion:
Bernie wore mittens.
Michelle wore a coat.
Janet Yellen had a blanket.
Kamala Harris’s grandnieces wore coats.
Bushwick queen Ella Emhoff wore a sparkly coat.
Amanda Gorman wore a headband.
Ashley Biden wore a tuxedo.
That’s all I got.
** I AM JOKING IT WAS NOT A SLOW NEWS WEEK WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT DO NOT SEND ME ANGRY EMAILS THANK YOU.
Here are some good blogs & features I am reading
“OK, Now I Cry” — Jezebel
“Finally, He’s Gone” — The Cut
“The Show Must Go On” — Discourse Blog
“Democrats, Here’s How to Lose in 2022. And Deserve It.” — The New York Times
And for a self-plug, I wrote an essay for Insider about giving up on self-improvement in the pandemic, which you can read here!
And now for some good Bernie mittens memes:
Shameless sister plug:
See you all next week!